its sad that when People names a new sexiest man alive the old one has to die
im eating alone in this huge restaurant and im the only customer and like all the waiters are just standing and looking at me quietly like are they going to cook and eat me this is so fucked
everyone else: “bro… we are teen”
me: “i cant wait until my 10th bday i hope i get a gamecube”
this lady came into work today and her dog has pink nails and sunglasses and im pretty sure… extensions? its name was caramel jonson
some nerd: communism will never work because human nature
Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.
ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.
Police officers in Ferguson, Missouri, have begun wearing body cameras after weeks of unrest over the shooting death of an unarmed black teen by a white officer and sharply differing accounts of the incident, officials said on Sunday.
Michael Brown, 18, was shot multiple times by Ferguson Police Officer Darren Wilson on Aug. 9, sparking nearly three weeks of angry protests in the St. Louis suburb and drawing global attention to race relations in the United States.
Law enforcement and witnesses gave differing accounts of what transpired before Brown was shot, with police saying the teen had struggled with the officer. Witnesses say Brown held up his hands and was surrendering when he was shot multiple times in the head and chest.
The discrepancy has revived calls for officers across the county to be outfitted with body cameras to help capture an accurate record of police-involved incidents.